i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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