we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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