I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Sacagawea was the original milf.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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