we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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