3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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