Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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