im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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