So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
