i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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