i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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