This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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