big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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