so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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