guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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