Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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