when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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