How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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