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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
ttyl tear gas
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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