I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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