Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm too high and old for this...
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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