do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
please come you make the beer taste better
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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