this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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