i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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