do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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