i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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