just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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