Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
