Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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