So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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