margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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