All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Someone came in the potted fern
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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