if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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