I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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