Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I love you. Go after that dick
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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