Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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