he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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