Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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