He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Two words: nipple clamps
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