never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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