I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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