nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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