she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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