that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have feelings that need drinking.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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