U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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