we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
COCAINE IS GR8
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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