Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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