I think I died a long time ago.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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