omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
only you would photoshop your dick
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I supernannyed him into submission
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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