i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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