HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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