Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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